''Hello, sir. Have you
seen the video clip?''
''What video clip? Of
Bello paying the backlog of salaries owed the Kogi State workers?''
''No, sir!''
''Of the Anambra man
helplessly watching some herdsmen uproot his cassava and feeding them to their
cows?''
''Oga, no!!''
'' OK, my final guess:
it must be the much awaited video of Oga Bubu openly lampooning and instructing
security agents to deal decisively with erring herdsmen?''
''Sir, you are wrong. It
is the video of one of your colleagues caught in action with a sweet sixteen''
''Caught in action? I am
not a movie producer nor an actor. Are you sure you called the right number?''
''(Smiles) I am sure sir.
He is a teacher too; teaching adults distributed in diverse knowledge areas. He
is a 'gown' man like you, sir. He was caught in action trying to 'pene', you
know; do 'papopapo' with the lady''
''Now, am getting your
drift but more confused. Which one is 'pene' or 'papopapo'? Using cane to beat
her? That is corporal punishment. Well,..''
''(Cuts in)..Oga, man
yen fe kobasun fun lady yen ni, sir. O fe lamba e!''
''Now ogbeni, why can't
you simply say he wanted to have sex with her?''
''Sir, sex bawo? Sex
does not capture the man's intention o. This man don take 'Dadubule' Bitters
with Ogidiga for the action o. Oga, dat one na sex? No be mere sex, na match''
''Ok. Thanks for that
explanation; but what really happened? Did he raped her? Didn't they agreed
before he took those bitters in preparation for the match?''
''The girl claimed that
the man has been harassing her for sex since her second year. She even alleged
that he failed her in one of the courses and gave her 53 in the other''
''OK. Didn’t she report
the matter?''
''Report kwa? Sir, sebi
you know your people sabi 'espirit de corps' among una sef. Covering each
other’s devilish back and offering hot consolation to the victims to 'be a good
girl' as if she has been a bad one before.''
''Did you call to abuse
me? Or what is it with the use of 'una'?''
''I am sorry, sir. But
you know that is the truth. Only God will judge many of you for condoning your
colleagues with loosed zipper. Anyway, the lady reported but instead of
addressing the issue they swept it under the carpet, with big broom. She
offered the course again in 300L and got 36 with a missing CA. She complained
again. But this time they asked him to produce the CA, which he did''.
''As you can see, we do
take action when there are evidences. But when you are on campus to study, and
you neither attend classes nor submit assignments and write tests, how do we
help you? You exposed yourself and make yourself easy prey to 'swinging waist'
molesters. Una sef no dey try!''
''(Laughs) Sir, you have
a good point there. So, back to the story, sir. He grudgingly collected her
evidences to proof her CA and graded 21 of 40. Another C. But he warned her
that it is better to give him the toitoi
to chop than continue running to his colleagues. She thought he was joking
until first semester of 400L when he called her and informed her that she has
failed his course. Can you imagine, sir?''
''Go on, am here. Thanks
for practicing your communication skills on me by asking for a feedback
(Laughs). But I think that should make his colleagues confirm his pedophilic
tendencies!''
''Confirm kwa! In fact,
she fought tooth and nail to get him removed as her Long Essay (Project)
supervisor! Those colleagues of your appointed him as the supervisor of the
girl he has been witch-hunting for 'ibasun' (sex). They even counseled her to
accept him as supervisor: to accept her fate''
''Hmm..that is quite
surprising but possible where the man in question has loads of secrets of the
Head of the unit. But it is wrong though. Ok, go on''
''When she entered his
office. He offered her a seat and taunted her with 'I think you are coming back
next year for extra semester' speech. Hearing that, she broke into tears and
started begging. He consoled her and asked her: 'are you a virgin? I know you
are not because Dehinde and Watson have ‘chopped you’. So why can't I? What is
so special about you that you cant offer me this thing and pass without wahala?..''
''(I cut in) I am sure
he will say that. It is the popular line forgetting that she willingly
allowed those ones to do whatever with her, she owns her body. She has the
right to offer it to whomever she pleases or keep it for whatever reasons.
Anyway, even if she offered that excuse, the unrepentant 'rapist' will not''
''Sir, but he is not a
rapist''
''So who is he? A
'takist'? Having sex with someone who does not give consent but bullied one into
it is RAPE. Ogbeni, the man is a rapist; if husbands who just grab their wives
and started 'pene' them (to use your words) can be categorised as rapist, how
much more this 'loose waist' person?''
''Hmm..Ok sir. Back to
the story. He asked her to go and think about it and pick a date for the
'gbamgbamjigijigi''
''What is that again!!
You this boy go finish me today o. Is that not sex, again??''
''(Laughs) Yes sir. Na
sex. But you know the girl has a boyfriend, whose uncle is a Captain in the
army. The Captain advised her to record their conversation when next he
requested for sex from her. This time, she did''
''Can you see why he
never renege on his 'papopapo' mission? Ori to ba maa je iko, a je iko yen
dandan. His day of reckoning is near. Now this is getting interesting''
''She called him, (ensured
she recorded it as advised), and picked Thursday and her apartment as the
hosting stadium for the match. Before the D-day, two cameras were fixed in the
house. On the agreed day, your colleague ..''
''(Cuts in)..another
jab! Correct! No wahala, go on''
''(Laughs) Oga, your
colleague arrived fully prepared for action, the match. From the video, the
girl welcomed him grudgingly but later allowed him to start touching 'every
every'. I mean her body. This made him relaxed. Then he started promising all
you can imagine''
''That is the confession
point. The point where men can and have signed off their lives and properties
to women; the point when they become a 'yes man' to the giver of antidote
of erection''
''Have you watched the
video, sir? Because that was exactly what happened. He made so many promises
that one wonders if he is the Veecee. Then he removed his clothes and laid on
the bed waiting for the lady, who was tying a short wrapper, to bring her Zanga
for him to enter.
''Zanga?? You mean for
him to penetrate her? Is that Zanga??''
'' Yes, sir. But instead
of joining him on the bed, she packed his clothes, rushed outside and locked
the gate. Then shouted and raised alarm for the soldiers and neighbours to come
and see. Ha, Oga, dem disgrace your Colleague o; in fact, the disgrace dey
inhuman. ''.
''What a pathetic story.
But let me ask you, as an aspiring lecturer, how can we protect the female
students from these predators?''
''To start with, that
your colleague and others like him, must be prosecuted and sentenced to serve
as deterrent to others. Second, lecturers must desist from 'esprit de corps'
attitude of covering their colleagues involved in such acts for the sake of the
profession and those of us joining the profession soon. Third, female students
must strive to be diligent and be focused on their studies so that they will
not fall victim as a result of their favour-seeking penchant. Higher
Institution authorities must also develop and ensure that ALL lecturers sign
the 'Sexual Exploitation Protection Protocol'
''Wow! Thanks. Can you
please also add also that the female students should not 'gbesunmo lecturers'
and must endeavor to support in exposing teachers involved in such
unprofessional conduct by speaking out and supporting their victimized
colleague(s).
''That is also important
sir. Thank you, sir. But, ha, Oga, dem disgrace your Colleague o ''
''Ogbeni, that is ok o!
Thanks for the call. Ire o!''
Adeyemi J Ademowo, a
sociocultural analyst and development anthropologist, AHP postdoctoral
Fellow-in-residence at IIAS Ghana, works with Afe Babalola University,
Ado-Ekiti
Pix: University of Kent
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